But if you or someone you know is frustrated with there not being enough Christ in Christmas, I've found the solution: The Christ-mas tree!

God bless us every one!

The dark side of global warming:

Melting Ice Caps Expose Hundreds Of Secret Arctic Lairs

You'd think with all this secret super-technology they would have found a way to fix the problem -- unless global warming is really a secret plot by a rival mad scientist!
Fortunately, Santa cleared his HQ out of there years ago.

My favorite quote in the story was ( Read more... )

"They said there was nothing they could do for him, that modern medicine was powerless against this monster."
-- Man Succumbs to 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance

I know it's The Onion, but it's almost too true to be funny.